1. Toothpaste drips on your belly instead of into the sink.
2. Your belly gets wet from being against the sink/always finding random stains on your belly from accidentally leaning onto things.
3. You require an abundance of pillows for comfort that lasts only a couple hours.
4. You cannot hug your husband as closely as you once did.
5. You cannot see below your belly button.
6. People want to talk to you about it and touch your body. And tell you all kinds of unsolicited advice/stories about themselves and everyone they have ever known who has been pregnant.
7. Your stomach [and lung] capacity continually decrease... and your appetite increases.
8. Your clothes do not fit. When you get clothes to fit, they either look weird or stop fitting after a few weeks.
Ah, yes, but the payoff....double the baby kisses and hugs! Not to mention harmony on the bathtime song!
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